How to Cover Up Bruises

It was 73F today here in Northeast Texas.  On December 12.

On the one hand this was great because I got to do farmers carries in a t-shirt and shorts.  On the other hand, I had to go to a semi-formal holiday party this evening.

So what you are asking yourself.  Well I am a woman.  Women wear dresses to parties.  When it is hot, they do not wear stockings with their dresses.  And I am currently sporting the lovely bruised gash you see above on the front of my shins from trying to show a new lifter what triple extension looked like and accidentally finishing that demo by landing on a barbell with my shin (yeah, don’t ask.  It was exactly as not graceful as it sounds).

This is a conundrum because I really hate to listen to people tell me how awful lifting is for my health and I really, REALLY don’t want to explain how I got this stupid gash (which is much more bruised and awful looking in person).

So I went to the local Alta store and asked for the some cover-up heavy enough to cover tattoos.  I also called my bestie who suggested one of these products.

So voila! A combination of these two products was magical and completely erased the gash and the surrounding bruising after the application of around 6 layers of product with an application of powder to seal it.

tarte and dermablend

Dermablend professional leg and body cover mixed half and half with Tarte Amazonian Clay full coverage foundation. Both available at Alta, at least the Tarte is likely available at Sephora if you don’t have access to Alta.  I asked a professional at Alta to help me color match to my skin.

Now if you’re a guy you probably stopped reading  this a long time ago.  But ladies, if you a know a guy that lifts, tell him about this combo.  I’ve socked myself with a heavily loaded bar doing jerks and bruised my chin, but hey at least my bar path was straight.  Guys may wear their bruises with pride, but they may need to go to an interview or corporate event not looking like a street fighter.

As far as my limited experimentation goes, this works on scabs, bruises and birthmarks.  Your mileage may vary.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS NOT AN AFFILIATE AD, JUST MY OPINON

A Review of the PUSH Band

NOTE: I AM NOT AN AFFILIATE NOR DO I HAVE ANY ASSOCIATION WITH PUSH STRENGTH.  THIS IS JUST MY OPINON

Have you ever wondered if you’re pushing yourself hard enough?  Or maybe going a little too hard, too often?

What if you had a way to measure the power output of your reps to see if you should add weight, decrease load or maybe stop and move on to a new movement altogether?

Enter the PUSH armband.  Worn on your forearm, it measures the velocity of your movement and if you input the exercise and the weight, can give you an estimation of the power generated as well as peak and average speed of the lift (a difference that can be very important in the olympic lifts.  More on that in a minute).  It will also give you an overview of total energy expenditure during a workout as well as total tonnage.  It will also track PRs (assuming you’re recording max efforts).

From their website, www.trainwithpush.com:

“Velocity Based Training (VBT) is a new training methodology that is taking the world of strength and conditioning by storm. Velocity Based Training helps regulate the load and volume prescribed, helps determine as well as whether the load applied is appropriate for the athlete and to also determine whether the athlete is reaching the point of failure, before they actually fail.

For decades, coaches knew that the speed of movement during training is important. Unfortunately, the vast majority of coaches had to rely on subjective assessment of the athlete’s movement. Tools have been available to measure velocity, but so far they have been difficult to use, difficult to transport, and often outside of the budget of most coaches. Until Now. 

Velocity Based Training can be used to accomplish the following goals:

  • Avoid under- or over-training by monitoring speed of movement
  • Optimize training load and volume based on training goals (Strength, Endurance, Speed)”

The library of movement patterns the device will recognize is actually pretty huge.  There are hang snatches, power snatches and hang power snatches in addition to snatches just for an example.  There are deadlifts, wide grip deadlifts, sumo deadlifts.  Behind the neck press and push press variations in addition to military press.  There are no pause variations that I can tell, but I’m not sure that’s all that big an omission.

What is nice about it telling you max velocity/power and average velocity/power is that for the oly lifts you can get a better sense of just how much you’re really putting into the second pull when you look at the difference between peak and average.  It’s as close as you can come in a reasonably priced device to the much fancier info you can get with $10,000 equipment in a lab.  Some video programs will approximate this for you, but again, it requires taking video, marking what needs to be tracked and giving the video analyzer information on distances.  Not nearly as easy as the PUSH band.

The app that comes with the device will analyze your set and give you advice based on the goal you set within your profile.  It will tell you to move up in weight, deload or move on to another exercise.

For me it has been about 95% reliable in detecting number of reps.  Sometimes it counts an extra rep if I jiggle around a lot in set-up, but there’s a feature to correct their number and it does appear to learn over time.

One of the things I really like about the PUSH is its’ ease of use.  I admit that I am a little bit anti-complication (okay, borderline Luddite. Sue me).  I sort of loathe my GoPro because there are simply too many settings and the editing software is great if you’re a movie producer and totally overblown if you just want to string some clips together with a subtitle.  The PUSH is exactly the opposite.  Lots of value for very little complexity in the accompanying phone app and device itself.

You simply turn on the device, bluetooth pair it with the phone (which happens much more seamlessly than the aforementioned loathed camera app) and you’re ready to start.  You input the exercise and the weight then push start when you start moving, stop when you’re done.  It does all the rest of the work automatically.  You can see me hit stop and start on the forearm device in the video.  No biggie.

One downside to needing an app to run the device is that I now need more stuff when I go to the gym.  My phone to run PUSH app, the PUSH band, my iPod for music (since I can’t use the phone while it’s bluetoothing info with the PUSH band) and the stupid GoPro to film because I can’t use the phone.  As quibbles go however, this seems very first world and goofy.

So here are screenshots of some sets of pause (I used the hang clean setting) below the knee cleans as recorded on the push and video of sets 7 and 8 so you can see what was happening and what the device recorded.

PUSH power output cleans

velocity output PUSH cleans

 

In the video I tried to slomo the first lift, normal speed the second.  Compare the video to the recordings above of set 7 and 8.  Interesting to me is that the first rep of set 7 was a power clean, yet it was the slowest and lowest power of the four lifts despite getting halfway to the ceiling.  Also interesting is that set 8 (which was 3 warm-up sets then 5 working doubles) seemed like the best of all and if I hadn’t had other things to do I would have kept going or added weight based on this data.  I guess this shows the power of getting the nervous system turned on and working at sub-maximal weight.

Here, just for interest, is a shot of the app when it gives advice on what to do for the next set:

PUSH power snatch

 

Also notice the number at the bottom.  It gives a countdown between sets of three minutes which is nice for me because it saves me from having to use a Gym Boss timer or something else to keep me from rushing back too quickly.

There is also a little conversation icon in the left lower corner.  You can annotate the set recording with your own notes, observations, etc which is very useful when looking back.

Wearing the device is comfortable.  Even with my wrist wraps, it’s barely noticeable.

Cost is around $100 which is half of a pair of Addipowers or Nike Romaleos 2 or about the same cost as an entry level olympic weightlifting shoe.  Like the shoes, you’ll use and appreciate it daily.

Update 3/5/2016 I got my PUSH Band through a beta program or KickStarter long ago.  The PUSH Band now retails for $289.

There is a desktop program that will be coming out soon that will work with the band and give you even more utilities like pre-programming workouts into the device and following multiple athletes (for coaches).

Support is awesome.  When I first got the device, I had to email them two different times for set-up questions.  They responded promptly and with all the info I needed.

Overall I’m thrilled with this new toy.

The New Eleiko App

Eleiko just released a fun new free app. I use it on the Apple iOS, it’s not available (yet) for the Android. It’s a weightlifting specific app that has many good features and a few issues that I hope it’ll address in future versions.
The good: there’s a video library of basic weightlifting exercises and two warm-ups featuring Apti Aukhadov. The videos come with a narrative explaining the key points of each lift as well as the ability to slow motion to see fine details.
The great: the app lets you import video or take new video for analysis. It lets you put together a string of sets into a single video which can be uploaded to YouTube. If you give the app basic information about your lifts and your vital stats, it will calculate what percentage of body weight a lift is as well as percentage of PR.
Most usefully, it lets you compare two lift videos side by side. The key element I like there is that you can coordinate the start point for both videos so that they run the lifts truly simultaneously. When you have two side-by-side videos you can take a snapshot to have a still photo comparison.
Things that need improving: I’d love a feature to capture a video of the side-by-side lifts instead of just a snapshot. And a more extensive warm-up section (although watching Apti do Cossack squats is almost worth the price of admission).
One fabulous bonus which warms my heart is a link to this frankie chavez amazing video about a master’s lifter. Makes me kinda teary every time 🙂

Chalk not allowed at your gym? Sneak this in!

But first, why would you actually go to a gym that doesn’t allow chalk? Seriously.  Reconsider your gym choice pronto and get thee whereforeart chalk is allowed.  Chalk fixes everything.  Sweaty palms, nerves (gives you a chance to take a breath before getting on the platform), cold hands (I swear chalk helps on those days that the bar is cold), cures cancer (ok, maybe not but you never know).

But for whatever reason you can’t use chalk.  Sneak this in and use it!  It will leave a little white residue on the bar but not too much and certainly won’t raise a big white cloud that will get you sanctioned.  Plus, you apply it once and it stays for many sets.

I actually love this for my home gym because I really hate dusting and vacuuming which would be frequently needed with traditional chalk.  Liquid chalk is much more no muss-no fuss.

Liquid Grip 8-Ounce Bottle

Coolest Singlets Ever!

Handmade by a national level lifter who understands that women are not built like men nor do they like to look like men.  She will do custom work in addition to what you see on the website.  I have three and have competed in two so far.  She also gave me the amazingly handy tip to turn my Rehband sleeves inside out so the black side faced out.  This made the sleeves not clash with everything else I wore to competition (which may seem petty but made me feel better)jerk lockout 2

http://www.glamletathletics.com/